The Officially Unofficial History of: Whatever Tickles Your
🎬 In a world where idioms have no origin…
One caveman and one questionable cucumber will change history forever.
Meet Gruh Jefferson Umpf II — a leopard-print-wearing caveman with a feather in his hand and destiny on his side. His mission? To uncover the prehistoric chaos behind the phrase “Whatever tickles your pickle.”
But Gruh won’t be alone…
✨ A tipsy, flailing cucumber in need of help.
✨ Zuchina the seductive zucchini (with hair as fiery as her heels).
✨ An organic hot-house cucumber cameo that no one asked for.
✨ And of course, Candi McLovin, your questionably qualified historian narrator.
Get ready for a laugh-out-loud, illustrated adventure that rewrites history in the most unofficial way possible. At the end, you’ll even earn a Certificate of Completion — because surviving this book counts as an accomplishment. 🏆
👉 Grab your copy today and discover the history you never asked for (but will never forget).
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Meet the Artist
Hello there, I am Candi Mclovin, an illustrator passionate about creating original comics that bring joy and laughter. My art is a delightful combination of humor and creativity, perfect for anyone who enjoys a good laugh. *WARNING: Some art is adult oriented and may contain images or wording pertaining to sex and profanity, possibly drugs... I just fly where the creative winds take me!
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